junebouvierr:

idiot


(Source: breadmaakesyoufat)



boom clap the sound of my ass

(Source: susemoji)



iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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Just finished my second round on mugs with @lsleee do you guys like ? #sugarskulls #art #gart #gay #mugs #mexican #foodporn #textileporn #love #drinks #cool #halal #noalcoholisgoinginthisoneeither #imadethis #happy #muslim #hot #asian

diamondpop:

When the driver doesn’t roll up the partition

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madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through



notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache


harmagedon:

Literally play this at my funeral

(Source: theprofoundship)